*69: George Michael is Stupid!

George! George! Wake UP!
We have had this conversation before.

We don't care that you use drugs. We don't care that you cruise for ugly, pasty, overweight British guys in bushes.

We love that you had a concert and lampooned both the US and British Governments with an inflatable doll.

But, George, this falling alseep in the car thing has got to stop! Even in the heyday of our drug use we could manage to dress like Andy Warhol, down two xanax, six or seven martinis, black out and still wake up in our own house. Not that operatorLA ever did anything like that, but he could have. That's all we are saying.

Really.

HIRE A FUCKING DRIVER, GEORGE!