Call Sheet: Small Hands, Smell Like Cabbage.

Since this clip has been viewed a bajillion times at You Tube, we're going to assume you've already seen it/emailed it to friends/bookmarked it. But hey, passing on redundant information is what we do, is it not? Especially when said clip involves two of The Operator's favorite things, David Cross and freaks (not necessarily in that order). Created by Cross and comedian Jon Benjamin:

"Freak Show" follows the misadventures of the Freak Squad, a band of carnival oddities secretly employed by the Pentagon to execute low-priority missions. Need someone to read the meter at the embassy in a war-torn country? Freak Squad, assemble!

Members of the team include: Tuck and Benny, Siamese twins with the power to separate, The Bearded Clam, able to shoot blinding Bitch Juice, The World's Tallest Nebraskan, who can shrink up to six inches, Primi, the premature baby with pinpoint projectile vomiting, and Log Cabin Republican, who transforms into Burly Bear.


We'd get all highbrow and tell you how juvenile the humor's going to be, but we just smoked a joint and all we can do is giggle. "Bearded clam...heh heh heh."



Freak Show [Comedy Central site]

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