411: Now They'll Never Know I'm Gay. Bwahahah!

On the eve of the election, Republican Charlie Crist, the gubernatorial candidate for Florida and alleged homo, flip-flopped on his view of same-sex marriages. According to The Daily Business Review:


After months of saying he supports civil unions between same-sex couples, Republican gubernatorial candidate Charlie Crist has significantly narrowed the definition of what he means.

Asked Thursday whether his support for civil unions is consistent with his backing for a proposed anti-gay marriage amendment to the Florida Constitution, a campaign spokeswoman said Crist opposes state-approved civil unions.

“Charlie Crist … believes that private individuals may enter contractual relationships with each other; however, he does not support the state extending marital benefits to nontraditional couples,” Crist spokeswoman Erin Isaac said.

Oh Charlie, this only enhances our belief that you like to ride down the fudgy tunnel of man-love. What kind of good Republican would you be unless you were a closeted, morally righteous, self-loathing one? And you want to be a big player in the party, right? Your policies say "no," but your libido says "yes, yes, yes."

For more on Crist being a gay-hating gay(phrase courtesy of Sam Seder) , go here and here and here.


[via Americablog]

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