Call to Action: Pull the Lever, For the Love of God

As much as we love watching the current implosion of the reigning Republican party, we don't think our collective psyches can take two more years of their special brand of retarded evil. Seriously, they claim to be the "big tent" party, but the only way that's remotely true is if their big tent is a freakin' circus tent (See the Amazing Cyborg Cheney! Thrill to Dennis Hastert, Fattest Man Alive! Gasp at the Fork Tongued She-Devil, Katherine Harris!)

Please, get out for what our favorite curmudgeon Gore Vidal believes is "the most important vote you'll ever cast" (and he's seen a thing or two). Because if the Republicans win, we're going to have to rewrite all our textbooks to remove anything mentioning that pesky Constitution. And that's a lot of work.

If you're registered and don't know where to vote, go to My Polling Place.

We'll see you on the other side of November 7th.