Person To Person Call: Perez Hilton and Stephen Huvane

Um... we really don't want you to go visit this link because it is going to direct you toward Perez Hilton, but for the sake of brevity and to get our joke, it might help if you read this item he posted.

But for those of Perez Haters out there, here is a brief synopsis.

Perez writes something mean abut Jennifer Anniston that could be construed as false.

Aniston's camp (Stephen Huvane) fires back a message about how
Perez is mean and not reporting correct information.

Perez gets his panties in a bind and writes a long, tedious post about the message.

Here is how we think it would have gone down middle school style (this is best played out if you imagine Perez Hilton, Jennifer Aniston and Stephen Huvane as 12 year old girls at the bike rack):

Perez: um... Jenn, you are a total liar, I hate you and think you suck!
Aniston (with poise and grace) remains silent
Perez: what? it's true, you were totally dating Vince, I saw you two kissing and since I have no romantic relationships of my own, I totally pay attention to yours.
Huvane (standing next to Aniston): listen you fat bitch, you don't know anything. Just because you watch Jenn playing in the school yard through the window of the cafeteria while you load your snout with food, does not mean you know what is going on.
Perez: I am totally cool, I am not fat (looks around for validation) right?
Huvane: Whatever, you go on being fat and bitchy like you do. Maybe if you put down the danish long enough to talk to Jenn you might learn she is really nice.