411: Here's Poop In Your Eye

When we're hassled by the cops (which isn't often) we typically go into honor roll student mode, all yes sir, no sir, whatever you say, sir. Not the case for this young whippersnapper, who, when stopped by police at the Grand Avenue Mall in Milwaukee, assaulted the officer with his colostomy bag. According to the Journal Sentinel:

The officer was responding to a truancy complaint at the downtown mall Monday at 1:17 p.m. and stopped the youth, who refused to tell the officer his name or age, she said. The suspect then became disruptive and threw his colostomy bag containing bodily waste at the officer.

Dude, that shit ain't right.


Officer Assaulted with Colostomy Bag [JS Online via News of the Weird Daily]