DisConnected: Xenu Is Coming, Look Busy

Holy crap, we've been so busy trying not to have our lives co-opted by pseudo-religious cults we forgot to mark our calendar for Xenu Day International. According to the organizers:

Are you a Xenu sympathizer? A drunk? An irate ex-scientologist? A freezoner? An ElRon apologist? A cacophonist? A Santarchist? A trouble maker?
Then XENU DAY Is just the even YOU'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR!
On Saturday March 10th 2007, all 5000 scientologists across the planet will be celebrating their own version of Christmas. Drunk aliens , stopping traffic, handing out propaganda, preaching the gospel of Xenu the Galactic Overload, will be there to greet them.

The event coincides with L. Ron Hubbard's Birthday.

We're not much for "activism," but if this will keep those poorly dressed minions of Hubbard from trying to give us a stress test in the subway at rush hour, sign us up.


Xenu Day International [Laughing Squid]