411: In Scientology, No One Can Hear You Scream

OperatorNYC has been hankering for some good news lately, what with all the death, destruction and general malaise in this world today. Thankfully, we can always turn to TomKat to provide a dose of much-needed hypercrazy to put it all in perspective.

Seems that as Katie prepares to give birth to L. Ron Hubbard's clone Tom's baby, her watchers have been placing signs around the house to remind her to keep her big mouth shut during labor. The "birthing boards" are being placed outside the couple's compound er, mansion to alert visitors to remain silent as well.

Listen, I'd love to make a funny about this, but really someone needs to help Katie. Get her out! If we don't save her, we're all complicit. It'd be like leaving Patty Hearst with the SLA. That's all I'm saying.

[via The Sun]