911: The Second Coming!

We should have seen it coming. Really, how could we have missed it. Take two of the most beautiful people on Earth. Get them together by mere coincidence (or movie deal) and let them hump like African monkeys. Voila! Instant Savior.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have named their daughter Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt. While it ranks at the bottom of the offensive celebrity baby names list, if you do a little investigative work into the origins of the name you find out some interesting meanings. Are you ready for this? Seems Brangelina may believe their daughter is...wait for it...Yes, they believe she is THE SAVIOR!

or atleast that's what can be inferred by the name. This is from a very interesting article on CNN.com:

A Hebrew name, Shiloh is "generally understood as denoting the Messiah, 'the peaceful one,' " according to Easton's Bible Dictionary, an 1897 work of biblical definitions. The child's middle name, Nouvel, most obviously translates from the French, meaning "new." If one were to take a literal approach to analyzing the entire name, Jolie and Pitt could appear exceedingly bold in dubbing their daughter the "new Messiah."

Well it makes sense, if I were the Messiah and was planning my big return to Earth I would certainly want the two Hottest and Sexiest people alive to be my parents.