911: Gay Mimes are Crazy!

File this under Too Good To Be True!

Brandon Primm, aka "Minister Mime", has been charged with aggravated assault after he allegedly attacked his boyfriend, Montravil La-Monte Anderson, police records show. Primm who has performed at Mount Zion Baptist Church's four locations and routinely performs at Nashville's Martin Luther King Day celebration denies that he is gay.

I mean just because you are a mime, doesn't make you gay. Or just because a guy 11 years your senior with four names lives in the same dwelling as you doesn't make you gay. And just because you got into a quarrel with this "roommate" doesn't make you gay either.

But...An investigation officer was told that Primm "broke a decorative plate over his [Anderson's] head, causing a small knot," according to the report.

The fact that you own a decorative plate and used it as a weapon makes you GAY, GAY, GAY!!!