411: Sea Scouts are GAY GAY GAY!

operatorLA knows that he just talked about the Sea Scouts in The Ring-A-Ding but after doing a little googling he actually realized how GAY this organization is and he wants to share some of his research with you.

First of all, they are a division of the Boy Scouts which puts them right into the gay fray. Then there are the uniforms. What is more gay than a closeted seventeen year old dressed up like ensemble member from a production of Dames at Sea?

Find out more about the gay subtext of the Sea Scouts after the jump.



But that is only the beginning. Then there are the ranks to which one might advance. operatorLA is just going to list them and you can insert your own gay joke: Boatswain's Mate, Purser, Storekeeper, Skipper, Mate, Quartermaster- and our personal favorite, Qualified Seaman.

Then there are the old guides that are documented on their site. One is titled ,"The Sea Scout Patrol in a Troop: A Scoutmaster's Opportunity." opportunity for what we wonder?

Our curiosity was also piqued by their motto:
A Sea Scout must promise to guard against water accidents (If that is not a thinly veiled approval of goldenshowers, we don't know what is)

A Sea Scout must seek to preserve the motto of the sea, Women and children first (that is so that all the men can be alone together!)

And this phrase is directly from their Welcome information: You can cruise local waters or go on long cruises far from home.

As you can see from their very own materials, the Sea Scouts' fight at the Supreme Court smacks of the lady protesting too much, if you ask us.