911: Rapture Index

With the continued conflicts in the middle east, we thought it would be a good time to check in with the Rapture Index, to see how long we have before the Apocalypse is upon us. What, you may ask is the Rapture Index:

You could say the Rapture index is a Dow Jones Industrial Average of end time activity, but I think it would be better if you viewed it as prophetic speedometer. The higher the number, the faster we're moving towards the occurrence of pre-tribulation rapture.

judging by the recent update, we'd say you better start a-prayin'. According to the breakdown:

Rapture Index of 85 and Below: Slow prophetic activity
Rapture Index of 85 to 110: Moderate prophetic activity
Rapture Index of 110 to 145: Heavy prophetic activity
Rapture Index above 145: Fasten your seat belts

We're at 158, which is totally in the "fasten your seat belts" zone.

Man, we and had so muchplanned to do before the End Days.

[via Rapture Ready]


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