DisConnect: Star-Mangled Banner

Fatty McFatfuck, aka House Speaker Dennis Hastert, led the Congress in a rousing version of the Star-Spangled Banner, except he didn't really know the words. We don't think "by the starspearly light" is an actual lyric. Was he drunk? Who can say. But what cares he for pomp and circumstance? He's already used his position to make a big chunk of money, and he's whistling all the way to the bank.

As for the rest of the assembled, can no one carry a tune?It sounds like a bunch of white people singing in church. Terrible.




Dennis Hastert ;Politics ;National Anthem