The Ring-A-Ding: Haggard Admits He Is Kinda A Creep, Lesbians Don't like Gay Sheep, HIV Costs Are Steep

Evangelist Ted Haggard has admitted to some of the accusations made by a former gay escort, according to the pastor who has stepped in to replace him. But only some of what the escort said is true, which really makes us believe that the rest of the escort's story is phoney. Please! First Haggard says it couldn't be true. Then he quickly steps down from his jobs. Now he admits that some of it is true. We can only imagine that the next step is an admission of his homosexuality and a trip to rehab.

Animal rights campaigners have praised lesbian tennis icon Martina Navratilova after she criticised experiments taking place on sheep perceived to be gay. We love this story for a couple of reasons, but mainly just because the experiments are being tested on sheep that are "perceived" to be gay. Perceived? Who came up with the determination and what were the qualifications? Was a sheep deemed gay if it redecorated the pasture? Or maybe it is considered gay if it took other sheep's wool and created fashion out of it. We think the most telling sign of a gay sheep is one who gets high on tina, goes to a white party in the hills and stays up until the cows come home!

We have all heard how managebale HIV has become in the last ten years. More people are now living with the disease rather than dying form it. What they are probably living with also is a bunch of debt and sky-high medical costs. People with HIV can get 24 extra years of life from modern treatments — at a total cost of about $618,900. It should be a minimal cost to save someone's life. That's all we are saying.